Tuesday, July 29, 2008

If you need a laugh....

This is the fairy tale that should be read to little girls when they're little:

Once upon a time


In a land far away,


A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess


Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.


The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: ' Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am

And then, my sweet, we can marry


And set up housekeeping in your castle


With my mother,


Where you can prepare my meals,


Clean my clothes, bear my children,


And forever feel

Grateful and happy doing so.

That night,
As the princess dined sumptuously
On lightly sautéed frog legs
Seasoned in a white wine
And onion cream sauce,
She chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't f***in think so.

Well it made me giggle especially as hubby is in a foul mood and the kids are driving me nuts!! LOL!


Macpurp said...

whats going on in your house today??

Crafty Wanderings said...

Ha ha Ha ha
We all need a chuckle from time to time!
Hope you're feeling better!
Ruth x

dddeeebbbzzz said...

Love it!! Hope your day gets better!

Dawny P said...

waaaahhhh love it Em xxxx And quite right tooo lol xxxx

Fe-Fe said...

That is really funny and the way it should be!!

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Heather (Craftling) said...

hehehe!!! Excellent, Em! :o)

Sorry to hear your house is not at peace today. I hope that it will soon return.

Heather xx

Chrissy said...

love it :D

NATALIE said...

lol this did make me giggle!

Vicki May said...

Very funny, I wish someone had told me this story. Maybe it's your husbands time of the month I know my husbands gets those days. Always seems to be when he has more than 1 day with the girls, he can't cope, especially when they fight, which is daily bless them (not) x Vicki x

Zoe said...

very good! it made me chuckle too!

Charlol said...

Brilliant I love it so true!

Ickle Pickle said...

ROFL, my kind of humour I love it. Where do you find all of these mad head LOL

Cazzy said...

So true!

Lainy's Little Blog said...

That's class! I must take a copy of this. My sides are splitting laughing here. Lainy x