Tuesday, July 29, 2008

If you need a laugh....

This is the fairy tale that should be read to little girls when they're little:

Once upon a time

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In a land far away,

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A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess

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Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: ' Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am

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And then, my sweet, we can marry

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And set up housekeeping in your castle

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With my mother,

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Where you can prepare my meals,

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Clean my clothes, bear my children,

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And forever feel

Grateful and happy doing so.
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That night,
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As the princess dined sumptuously
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On lightly sautéed frog legs
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Seasoned in a white wine
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And onion cream sauce,
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She chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't f***in think so.

Well it made me giggle especially as hubby is in a foul mood and the kids are driving me nuts!! LOL!

14 comments:

Macpurp said...

hahahahaha!
whats going on in your house today??

Crafty Wanderings said...

Ha ha Ha ha
We all need a chuckle from time to time!
Hope you're feeling better!
Ruth x

dddeeebbbzzz said...

Love it!! Hope your day gets better!

Dawny P said...

waaaahhhh love it Em xxxx And quite right tooo lol xxxx

Fe-Fe said...

That is really funny and the way it should be!!

When you get change can you check out my blog - there's a little something there for you!

Hugs
Fe

Heather (Craftling) said...

hehehe!!! Excellent, Em! :o)

Sorry to hear your house is not at peace today. I hope that it will soon return.

hugs,
Heather xx

Chrissy said...

love it :D

NATALIE said...

lol this did make me giggle!
Xxx

Vicki May said...

Very funny, I wish someone had told me this story. Maybe it's your husbands time of the month I know my husbands gets those days. Always seems to be when he has more than 1 day with the girls, he can't cope, especially when they fight, which is daily bless them (not) x Vicki x

Zoe said...

very good! it made me chuckle too!

Charlol said...

Brilliant I love it so true!

Ickle Pickle said...

ROFL, my kind of humour I love it. Where do you find all of these mad head LOL

Cazzy said...

So true!

Lainy's Little Blog said...

That's class! I must take a copy of this. My sides are splitting laughing here. Lainy x